bwahahahahahahahahhaha … Today I got me some of that fancy premium cable TV … with all those pay channels… like HBO… so I can watch Game of Thrones …but I'm at the TV place and I start asking the ANCIENT woman at the desk about how to hook the bloody box up, and she looks at me all dead behind the eyes and goes

"I thought you kids were good with technology… I guess I was wrong."

…. I just LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED …. came home, and looked down at the stuff… and called for service!!!!!