sooooo tired…..


I had a good day… I don’t know why I feel suicidal all over though…. **shrugs** Once I get some sleep it’ll pass! It always seems to… It’s not really suicidal.. it’s just stressed from being tired!

moving right along. I met with my history teacher today and it was great. we talked about how to study and how I shouldn’t push myself so hard! he was so great to talk to! He was a little psyched when I told him how I read Dante and understood it at 14. He said I’m smart and talented! I feel so special ^.^ Sadly… I’m to tired to care…

I’m totally overworked…. and I want my Vicci…

**yawns** I better get on my homework.. I’ve been stalling for most of the night and I have TKD in an hour… **sighs** Too bad I can’t sleep in tomorrow…

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Escape Club – All be there


Title: I’ll Be There
Artist: Escape Club

Over Mountains
Over Trees
Over Oceans
Over Seas
I’ll be there
In a whisper on the wind
On the smile of a new friend
Just think of me
And I’ll be there
Don’t be afraid, oh my love
I’ll be watching you from above
And I’d give all the world tonight,
To be with you
Because I’m on your side,
And I still care
I may have died,
But I’ve gone nowhere
Just think of me,
And I’ll be there
On the edge of a waking dream
Over Rivers
Over Streams
Through Wind and Rain
I’ll be there
Across the wide and open sky
Thousands of miles I’d fly
To be with you
I’ll be there
Don’t be afraid, oh my love
I’ll be watching you from above
And I’d give all the world tonight,
To be with you
Because I’m on your side,
And I still care
I may have died,
But I’ve gone nowhere
Just think of me,
And I’ll be there
In the breath of a wind that sighs
Oh, there’s no need to cry
Just think of me,
And I’ll be there

I spent my day making sushi


Yeah. I’m being serious. I spent my day having fun with my mom and making sushi. It was totally cool! I even got the iron chef book! It was so much fun!

and I went shopping for some stuff, X-mas presents since I was so in the mood and had money! and just a pick-me-up for a close friend. I can’t wait for the reaction! **printing the card now**

I don’t know… I’m gonna do stuff

Hypnotizing the Flock


A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection plates each Sunday. Someone suggested to him that perhaps he might be able to hypnotize the congregation into giving more.

“And just how would I go about doing that?” he asked.

“It is very simple. First you turn up the air conditioner so that the auditorium is warmer than usual. Then you preach in a monotone. Meanwhile, you dangle a watch on a chain and swing it in a slow arc above the lectern and suggest they put 20 dollars in the collection plate.”

So the very next Sunday, the reverend did as suggested, and lo and behold the plates were full of 20 dollar bills. Now, the preacher did not want to take advantage of this technique each and every Sunday. So therefore, he waited for a couple of weeks and then tried his mass hypnosis again. Just as the last of the congregation was becoming mesmerized, the chain on the watch broke and the watch hit the lectern with a loud thud and springs and parts flew everywhere.

“Crap!” exclaimed the pastor.

It took them a week to clean up the church.

Hypnotizing the Flock


A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection plates each Sunday. Someone suggested to him that perhaps he might be able to hypnotize the congregation into giving more.

“And just how would I go about doing that?” he asked.

“It is very simple. First you turn up the air conditioner so that the auditorium is warmer than usual. Then you preach in a monotone. Meanwhile, you dangle a watch on a chain and swing it in a slow arc above the lectern and suggest they put 20 dollars in the collection plate.”

So the very next Sunday, the reverend did as suggested, and lo and behold the plates were full of 20 dollar bills. Now, the preacher did not want to take advantage of this technique each and every Sunday. So therefore, he waited for a couple of weeks and then tried his mass hypnosis again. Just as the last of the congregation was becoming mesmerized, the chain on the watch broke and the watch hit the lectern with a loud thud and springs and parts flew everywhere.

“Crap!” exclaimed the pastor.

It took them a week to clean up the church.

LMFAO!!!!!


50 Things An Atheist Can Do While In Church

Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: “If you’re bad in here, you’ll go to Hell.”

A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled “Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals”.

Put stray dogs in coat closets.

Un-tune the piano.

Replace the pianist’s sheet music with “Stairway to Heaven”.

Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: “Is this seat SAYEEEEE-VED?”

Toss around a giant beach ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

Ten minutes before it starts, find a kid in the front rows, hand him a dollar, and tell him to ask the preacher: “Would you rather be stoned or crucified?”

Hide copies of Hustler inside the pulpit. Point them out.

Start a wave.

Do cool things with the lighting.

When attendance is taken, sign on fake names like “Hugh G. Rection” and “Oliver Klozoff”.

Wear an ankh or a new-age crystal pendant.

When the choir sings, roll your eyes and grumble: “Oh, Christ! Are they gonna do another SONG?”

Make up your own words to the songs.

Twenty minutes into the service, look at your watch, stand up, and say: “Oh sh**. This isn’t the wedding!” Run out quickly.

Eat dry Cap’n Crunch through the entire service.

If there is a crying baby, go over and tell the mother: “IF YOU DON’T SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING UP SO HELP ME GOD I’LL KILL IT!!!”

Dress all in black, or in camo. Act like you’re having flashbacks.

Pierce the body of a tiny animal with stainless-steel wire. Wear it in your ear as jewelry. If you are male, wear two. Change sets for the evening service.

If it is an Easter service, wear a pastel jacket, tie, and matching shorts. If you are male, wear a floral-print dress instead.

At a church dinner, scoop up a forkful of mashed potatoes. Announce that you can see an image of Jesus.

Place blocks of dry ice near the air ducts. Take off your shoes and socks.

Hide near the baptismal pool with a block of sodium. At the first mention of “fire and brimstone”, throw it in.

Inflate balloons, then send them off.

Mark places in the Bible or hymnal with religious-themed Far Side cartoons.

Turn in the Bible to the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20: 3-17). Add the words “in bed” after each one.

Make the sun reflect off your watch into the preacher’s face.

Make calls to 900 numbers on the phone in the kitchen.

During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone asks what you’re doing, tell them in a childlike voice: “im playing with dinosaurs, what the hell did you think i was doing?”

Discreetly position a number of bottle rockets on the floor. Discreetly light them.

Snicker every time the preacher talks about someone being stoned, especially Stephen.

Dip communion wafers in communion wine. Eat it and exaggerate on how good it is.

When they pass around the collection plate, drop in a piece of paper with Pat Robertson’s MasterCard number.

Turn to your neighbor, whisper: “This do in remembrance of me,” and lick them.

Fart, and have a friend shout: “Hark! An angel has spoken!”

Blow bubbles.

Fake a possession.

Distribute condoms.

Speak in tongues.

Ask where the nearest ashtray is.

Drool in the collection plate.

Ask someone what they think about the Book of Peleponnesians. After they tell you, inform them that there is no Book of Peleponnesians.

After a Catholic service, stand outside and tell Polish jokes. When someone points out that Pope John Paul II came from Poland, act embarrassed.

Show unusual interest in any reference to the word “Ministry”.

At a church supper, bring a casserole with a ring or piece of a wristwatch embedded inside.

Overnight, have the stained-glass windows replaced with new ones depicting comical, erotic, or death-related imagery. Send the bill to the pastor.

Write on the bathroom wall: “The eyes of the LORD are upon you!!!”

Spread the word that there’ll be a rave at the address of the church next Saturday at midnight.

LJ Post from Friday 9-27-02


it’s not been a generally bad day I guess… It’s been raining all day. I like it like this, it’s easier to think and to see when it’s so cloudy. Maybe it’s me… I’m not depressed at all today. I don’t know.. the rain makes me happy almost. More then sunny days do… **smiles** I don’t really know anymore what I’m think… I guess I’m so filled up with emotions and shit like that that I can’t even get my head on straight…

not like I mind or give a damn

I’m sitting in the library during my 1-1:40pm class. We have a sub for the 3rd day in a row and I just got tired of the busy work and decided to come here instead and be annoyed by the two assholes that are in the row in front of me… It’s not my fault that have the brains and maturity of 5 year olds…. but then again I think there are 5 year olds that are smarter then these two…. **grone*8 I don’t really mind them anymore, they use to bother me like hell but now it’s just another day to day thing… I just know I’M not going to be the one pumping gas in 5 years! **lol** That was mean!

but seriously… it’s about 1:30 and this post isn’t going to be up for a lot longer because damned north blocked LJ saying it was a chat site… I did some of my best posts waiting for school to let out or for my mom to get here and pick me up!!! GRRRR… Guess E-mailing them to myself works well enough…

Hurricane Isadore has hit pretty wildly so far… that’s why it’s been raining for the past 2 days straight through.. I was really hoping that they would cancel or postpone the football game tonight… it’s going to be cold and went and probably will be raining the whole damned time… nothing like getting sick after another band thing!! **there’s something that should be posted on Band Geeks!** But I’m really hoping for thunder and lightning BEFORE the game starts… those big cymbals are just screaming HIT ME DIJOT

Hopefully it will just rain.. nothing is more fun then putting in a 9 hour work day then going straight to band until 10pm just to have the team loose… even Coach Haughey thinks there gonna loose… so it doesn’t really even bother me too much thinking about it! It’s just the whole idea of all of us being out in the wet and the rain that gets me annoyed! This is my band too and if we all get sick because of the damned old raincoats then I’m sending him whatever problems we have and the school board is going to have to pay for it damn it!! ^.^;;;

but again let me just say that I’m in a very good mood! I don’t remember feeling this good in a long time actually… so yeah!! hehe… I guess because I gave rob the total cold shoulder when we passed in the hall that’s what you get for saying my voice makes you want to kill someone Such a total Tard! He’s lucky I don’t wish bad things onto him… I just get a little irked every once and a while… maybe dropping all the riffraff was a good thing?

**glares at the idiots mumbling and bitching about her fast typing** maybe if they weren’t on so much pot they could do it too…. and so much for ALL the riffraff…. only in my dreams right?

I know the other reason I’m so happy. I get to go college searching again soon and I’m meeting with my counselor next week and I get to arrance some more visitations. I have 4 IO really, really want to see!

Bucknell University – Lynchburg PA
ElizabethTown College – Elizabethtown PA
Gettysburg College – Gettiesbug-PA
SlipperyRock University – SlipperyRock PA
and
Elon University -NC

I don’t remember the town off the top of my head but I know it’s about 2 hours away from Fayetteville where Vicci-san is ^.^ I’m so excited about going to see it! Mike might really let me go visit Victor at his Dorm is we go! AHHHH!!! So EXCITING!!!!

And I saw E-town already, from the concert and I we with artie for that day! I love that school I could really live there! I may end up there too… if I don’t go to bucknell! I’d love to go there!!! After I see it in November!

I have a little bit longer before the period ends. Sad really… I love it in here and I don’t want to go to math next.. I forgot all my stuff on my desk at home and that really blows! so I’m totally unprepared… I hope Cheirech sense will have a little pity on me.. I’m so over worked and under appreciated! **lol** Band Librarian #1 needs some time off too

RIGHT KATY!!! **winks**

once the bell rings I’m gonna go get myself a ginger ale if the machine is working.. That would be a first now wouldn’t it! I’s sad… my first 0 in math!!! That’s gonna bring down my Average!!!!!!!! -.-;; NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I got enough to work on! Not that too… **not the brightest color in the box but finally got math and doesn’t want to screw it up now**

well,…’tis 1:50 and i better be getting my things together… I got a lot o stuff to carry up to my next class and I need to get the rest of the suicidal garbage out of my mind ** worrying about Doug again**

Mike Overby – if you read this… E-mail me. I have something funny to tell you
Vic- Ashiteru Bikuu-kun!
Brian – you better get better!!! I need to read your palm
Jesse – sorry about the nightmares honey **hugs**
Jahn – Love you… and your water bra **lol** just remember to keep the socks on your FEET

I think that’s it…

Sojourner Mitzuli sining out

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Puck – I had to steal it from you – Love ya dallin ** kiss**